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Ahhhh…time share condominum and apartment plans…we’ve all encountered those sales guys, free weekend at some place that they make totally appeal to you so you just have to have it and you know it’s a good investment and what you want but in reality the bait is just so enticing that you don’t really look at anything else.

This has got to be one of the all-time sneakiest yet surest working plans at all…hire some hot slutty chicks to get it on in some XXX Girl action right outside your window as you wake up…explain to you that they live there on and off too…bang, you’re sold !

Do you realize that after having been around even longer than some of today’s porn models, The Simpsons can be tied into almost everything in the universe easier than playing degrees of Kevin Bacon….

There was one episode where Homer took Bart to a Steel-mill and turns out that all the workers were song and dance styly flamer gays and basically it was a gay factory.  Funny how gay guys end up the punchline for 40 percent of jokes while on the other hand a Lesbian Orgy Factory has no humor but is automatically hot and appealing as long as the chicks aren’t dykes.

As you know I totally dig milf’s, so when I see some hot lesbian action (HLA!) with milf’s involved, I just gotta get me summa dat!

You can tell this horny auburn-haired slut and her stacked blond friend are going to have a totally intense lesbian orgy fuck session.  With their two pairs of big silicone-laden tits to mash against each other and such pretty mouths to lick and suck each other’s pussies it’s bound to get wet, wild and raunchy. So bring on the HLA already cos I gotta rub one out!

I try to stay away from country music because generally it tends to be a depressing as all hell, irritating and headache creating melange of woe, praise jesus and life sucks working my job in the mines or at the factory where I live my redneck life…

Now if some aspiring music producer would see the wave of decadence that keeps America happy as it sweeps through all our entertainment mediums and create a slutty type of music that they could call cunt-tree where the chicks sang about all the cocks they sucked in the mines and their days working hard and getting all sweaty at the Lesbian Orgy Factory then that would be come music I could really get into.

Karen and Tasha have been hanging out for awhile now, and Karen knows that Tasha swings both ways, and she finally decided to ask her to show her what its like fucking another woman. Tasha is happy to show her, and invites her over to her apartment. Once there they have some wine to loosen up, then Tasha sets about stripping down Karen’s nubile body.

Karen’s boobs are full and round, and Tasha gropes them while licking her tiny round nipples. As Karen’s body temperature rises, Tasha moves down, sliding her out of her cotton panties and running her fingers along her tight pussy. Next she uses her tongue and lips to stimulate Karen’s waiting cunt, working her firm pussy lips until they’re wet with anticipation. Karen learns how to return the favor, then the two lay on top of one another, finger fucking and licking one another to climax, Karen’s first with a woman. She really liked the experience, and Tasha was happy to show her how good a woman can make a woman feel.

Click here to see the entire scene and a ton of other first time lesbian babes munching carpet!